The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
by By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
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Alex Rodriguez says he sees his two children once a week. Because that's how often they happen to walk by his mirror. Rodriguez allegedly turned to Katie Couric for career advice in 2007. If that's true, it is proof that he was still on drugs.

A 1952 Mickey Mantle baseball card has been auctioned for $121,000. You can tell it's authentic, because it still smells like cheap bourbon.

Brett Favre is currently selling his 2007 Ford F-150 truck on eBay. Or maybe he isn't. Wait, no no, he is. Nah, he'll just keep it for another year.

And Barry Bonds' perjury trial has been moved to July. Conveniently, Bonds will not be busy.

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