The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
by By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
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Ken Griffey Jr. is returning to the Mariners after a nine-year absence. Fortunately he didn't miss much.

Cavs center Ben Wallace needed 14 stitches after crashing into a window while playing touch football. Fans are not concerned, however, since it's not like he's going to get any uglier.

Charles Barkley has apologized for his DUI a day before returning to TNT. Man, that guy will say anything when he's drunk.

Major League Baseball reportedly wants more from Alex Rodriguez. Now they know how Yankee fans feel every October.

And the last part of Shea Stadium has finally been destroyed 44 years after it was built. They didn't mean to wreck everything quite yet, but demolition crews accidentally gave a 7th inning lead to the bullpen.

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